Joint quotes and sayings

John: you know what i care about,
Josie: What
John:you.
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John:you dont think you're attractive at all?! Josie: no,Im just average.

John: *shakes head in disagreement*
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John:This is a joke,
Josie:Look at what happened to them,
John:Who?
Josie: Romeo and Juliet; they both died,
Josie: Why don’t you hang around with Sam Pepper so I know he ain't gonna be in the same room as me?
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Josie:so your saying theres a chance
John:of course theres a chance
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Josie:I Have a Problem ....I just want to kiss you all the time
John:Yea I know, I’m going to move here to be with you
Josie: What??? What....?
John: I want to move here
Josie: But you might Not feel the same when you get out
John:Shhh, either way
Josie: yeah
John: I still wanna be here with you anyway
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John: I love the way you don't make me feel uncomfortable, I love the way you talk, I love the way you bring out a better side of me, I love the way you are...everything you do I just love. I don't know why.
Josie: I love the way you're such a weirdo.
Josie: You're so sensitive. A bit too sensitive.
John James: Yeah I know, but when I care about someone, I just like...I don't know. You're like my life now
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Mario: I used to be able to self fellate.
John James: I could do that when I was younger.
All the housemates (to John James): Did you do it for pleasure?
John James: I didn't say I did it, I said that I could.
Josie: Don't lie! You just told the whole nation that you suck yourself off!
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*on the floor outside diary room josie puts his name tag in trousers*

Josie: "get outta my pants John!"...
John: "but i like it in there"
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Josie:' if you dont love me tell me now,
John: ' i do love you'
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John: ' do you scream out my names and that'
Josie: 'only yours'
John: 'Oh i better get out of here b4 i start thinking of shit and get a hard on'
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Josie: You have quite a big package John, why do you keep telling everybody it's so little for?
John: I wanted it to be a surprise.
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John:you treet me like I'm ur teddy bear
Josie::I no
John:awww I do love you!
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Josie: When Davina goes, 'What do you think of John James?' Just to take the p**s I'm gonna go, 'He's alright...'.
John James: When she goes, 'Who do you fancy?' I'm going to go 'Corin'.
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Josie: That towel was actually mine!
John James: You're such a liar! I'm glad I snatched your toothbrush and flushed it down the toilet now.
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Josie: You have quite a big package John, why do you keep telling everybody it's so little for?
John James: I wanted it to be a surprise.
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Josie: You're out of my reach. Because we're in different categories - league categories, you look like David Beckham.
John James: Just because you've got a head the size of a jumbo jet, don't f**king say that you're out of my league.
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